The Electric Commentary

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

This Can't Possibly Go Wrong.

"Pop star Michael Jackson, facing a trial on child molestation charges, is about to become a father to four more children — quadruplets — by way of a surrogate mother, Us Weekly magazine reported Tuesday."

You can't make this stuff up. It's like when Fabio hit a goose on a rollercoaster. We live in a crazy world.

Update: Jackson denies that he is attempting to make "The Jackson Five-The Next Generation." However, he also denies that sleeping with little kids is weird so who knows.


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