RIP Johnny

Quotes:

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.