The Electric Commentary

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Pamela Anderson loses battle of the busts...

To Colonel Sanders. Yeah, I was thinking something else too. The Baywatch bimbo/PETA spokesretard has lost her bid to have a bust of the Kentucky Fried Chicken mogel removed from the state's capital.

Kentucky Gov. Ernie Fletcher has let Pamela Anderson know that a bust of KFC founder Colonel Sanders will stay in the Kentucky Capitol, despite her claim that Sanders is a symbol of cruelty to chickens.

Cruelty to chickens? They're chickens!!!

"Colonel Sanders remains a Kentucky icon," Fletcher, a Republican, wrote last week. "His business and his legacy have been good for Kentucky."

He's right. Quick... name something good about Kentucky besides chicken. Couldn't do it, could you?


  • uh...bourbon.

    easy question. and bourbon's better than chicken.

    By Blogger ethan, at 10:43 AM  

  • Hmm. Bourbon is okay, but it's a far cry from the alternatives--Irish and Scotch. Isn't it? At least that's my opinion. I also prefer chicken to bourbon. But that's like comparing chicken to bourbon.

    By Blogger DannyNoonan, at 11:36 AM  

  • The Derby. Still, without a doubt, the greatest sporting spectacle I've ever attended.

    By Blogger Mathew, at 1:50 PM  

  • Okay, that's true too. The Derby is great. Forgot about that one. Wow, there's more to Kentucky than I thought. Bourbon, chicken and betting on the ponies sounds like a great day to me actually.

    By Blogger DannyNoonan, at 2:09 PM  

  • hmm no, we're not talking about chickens raised the healthy way. These chickens are pumped full growth hormones and anti-biotics..all of which eventually enter your system and make you sick...american people are not only obese because of the amount of junk food they eat, it's because if all the growth hormones/anti-biotics/pesticides/insecticides which are liberally coating your produce and horror of horrors, slowly but surely changing your DNA.

    Of course, you might not care that you're poisoning yourself and your environment, but to be on the safe side, avoid fast foods, especially from the head honchos of crap : McDonalds/Burger King/Wendy's/KFC etc

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