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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Good Ol' Wisconsin

Here's a law that I found quoted in the La Crosse Tribune:

"No person shall within the city of La Crosse molest, injure or in any manner interfere with any squirrel of any kind.”

The article evokes memories of Waiting for Guffman, as well as The Simpson's hometown of Springfield's town charter, which promises the mayor "four comely maidens of virtue true."


  • Squirrels -- they're just rats in cute outfits, according to Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw.

    You know there's a reason they passed this law. There was probably one La Crosse resident who has really into torturing squirrels (or shooting them with a BB gun).


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:06 PM  

  • What happens if the squirrel started it? Those arboreal rats are cocky enough without the force of law protecting them.

    By Blogger Scott H, at 1:07 PM  

  • I've been to LaCrosse and when I was there I noticed something really strange. Some of the squirrels were black. I had never seen a black squirrel before. So I think this is a civil rights law.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:23 PM  

  • I think in other places you can kill as many as you want. Somebody told me you could drown up to three a day. Apparently the DNR puts out guidelines.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:56 AM  

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