The Electric Commentary

Monday, April 24, 2006

Warning:

Coca-Cola Blak is the most vile substance ever created by man or beast. Four sips was all that I could tolerate, and I quickly developed a severe headache and nausea. It tastes like a syrupy tin can, and not only does the taste stick with you for hours, it also makes other cola products undrinkable.

Do not, under any circumstances, ingest this product. It should be confined to automotive use only. I'd wager that even Bill Cosby hates it.

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