Haven't you heard the Jeter is awesome?

Uhm, if you are a professional sports writer for, let's say, Newsday, and you are going to call out a player (let's say Jose Reyes) for a slow start, and you're going to rip Reyes by comparing him to the fantastical, magical, supercallafragical Derek Jeter, you may want to take a quick look at Jeter's numbers first.